Friday, 15 January 2010

Proceeding downhill in an orderly manner

Police officers filmed using riot shields to sledge down a snowy hill while on duty have been reprimanded.

"I have spoken to the officers concerned and reminded them in no uncertain terms that tobogganing on duty, on police equipment and at taxpayers' expense is a very bad idea should they wish to progress under my command," said Supt Andrew Murray.

- BBC News website, Jan 2010

Cuirthe was fortunate enough to be able to take a statement from one of the delinquent officers concerned. This was his side of the story.

"Normally we don't go about equipped with riot shields as a matter of course - but as [Supt Andrew Murray] has pointed out, this weather does funny things to people. You never know what people are going to get up to when there's an inch or two of white powder involved.

Anyway, acting on information received, we proceeded to the top of said hill, the better to detect any misbehaviour and respond accordingly. Unfortunately, due to the tricky conditions underfoot, [PC Barker] lost his balance and inadvertently fell onto his riot shield.

Thinking quickly, I made to catch him and prevent him from sliding down the hill and doing himself a mischief in the line of duty. This may have created the illusion that I was pushing PC Barker down the slope - for which I can only apologise. Amateur video footage can often give a misleading impression that you have intentionally backhanded someone across the face with a leather gauntlet. That is regrettable, but I can assure you it was not the case in this instance.

Oy! Are you recording this? Turn that sodding thing off, you little [...]"

At this point the interview had to be interrupted while Cuirthe repaired to a safe distance.

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