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Sovereignty (n): the right to make your own stupid decisions, instead of collective stupid decisions.

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Addendum to the definition for slute :

"The Chieftains are easier to finger as the bottom hole is designed at a comfortable stretch. Many leading players use the Chieftains on stage." - "Hobgoblin Music" catalogue

In fairness to Hobgoblin, this was from the section on tin whistles. The tin whistle used, of course, to be known as a flageolet. That can't be explained by coincidence alone.

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Dichotomy (n): a lesbian divorce

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Palin-drome (n) : a politician who sounds the same whether talking out of her face or her arse